southern alarm instalation

[fink406]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:



Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter

[LXtasy]

good luck on the Size 14 boots lol. but that is funny

[Illusions]

Here I've helped warn a broader range of thieves get the message.

"Bubba,

Bertha, Duque, Adelgaza, & fui para más munición y la cerveza. Regrese en una hora. No interfiera con los bulterriers de pelea; ellos atacaron al cartero esta mañana y lo desordenaron malo. Yo no pienso que Asesino tomó parte, pero fue difícil de decir de toda la sangre. De todos modos, yo cerré todo cuatro de 'eme en casa.

Mejor espera afuera. Sea inmediatamente.

Cooter"

[fink406]

a broader ranger or the boarder range??:hysterical:

[Illusions]

lol... either