8.0 1/8th Index race May 18th

[Mike]

Location: Dorchester. Time: 5:45 PM

Rules:

Any device that aids in achieving a prearranged or programmed elapsed time, such as a timer device, or stutter box, or 2 or 3-step type of device .--(Including a stop watch) must be removed from the vehicle during qualifying and eliminations. Foot braking only. Line-loc permitted
Any Car/Truck Allowed to race.
12 dollars to enter (10 Goes toward purse for winner, 2 goes to Best R/T winner)
Closest to 8.000 with average of 2 passes wins.
Redlights are allowed
1st pass: racers are paired up alphabetically using last name
2nd pass: racers are paired up alphabetically using first name


Tenative list of racers

Mike
Richard Head
chrisheltra
///Mcompact - just in case it doesn't rain.
Lurch
1iron
Jeff
Slow04
slowgreen99


Let me know if you can make it

[Mike]

I skipped the 9.0 index for now, We only had 2 people vote on that class, we might do it another time.

[Richard Head]

Me, Me, Me. I'm in.

[Mike]

Me, Me, Me. I'm in.

It might be just me and you. Everyone else is too scared.

[///Mcompact]

I have a feeling by the time I pull into Dorchester...it will start raining.

[chrisheltra]

Who's scared?

Im in.

[Richard Head]

I think more peope will be in, not much traffic on the site this weekend.
Except for Paul, he seemed to have some fun.

[Dave]

Maybe if you have one this coming fall, I might have enough bolt ons to get in the low 8's????

[dkbmxer002]

I think more peope will be in, not much traffic on the site this weekend.
Except for Paul, he seemed to have some fun.


heck yeah, i think mike, jimmy and shawn did too :D

[///Mcompact]

Where were you guys at?

[91notch]

Down in Savannah.

[dkbmxer002]

here in savannah, over all had a great weekend.

[///Mcompact]

Dorchester was fairly empty.

[DolSVT00]

Maybe if you have one this coming fall, I might have enough bolt ons to get in the low 8's????

If you have a cux2 computer in yours 5 hours to spare, and enough cash to pay for the parts I have laying around I bet we could make it run 7.9x on the cheap. (provided you borrow some slicks)


Parts list I have laying around: 5lb pulley and belt, 1/2" Diablosport line pressure mod valve, CAI ,90mmMAF ,Ngk tr6's, spare blower (perfect for porting 99-00 bolt pattern) ,ported throttle body,ported plennum,EGR delete plate, Tunes to make it all run.

Edit: and if you could find a MAFIA it would even be extremely safe

[Dave]

If you have a cux2 computer in yours 5 hours to spare, and enough cash to pay for the parts I have laying around I bet we could make it run 7.9x on the cheap. (provided you borrow some slicks)


Parts list I have laying around: 5lb pulley and belt, 1/2" Diablosport line pressure mod valve, CAI ,90mmMAF ,Ngk tr6's, spare blower (perfect for porting 99-00 bolt pattern) ,ported throttle body,ported plennum,EGR delete plate, Tunes to make it all run.

Edit: and if you could find a MAFIA it would even be extremely safe

I don't have a problem with the time, I might have a little problem coming up with the money to pay you right now. The 10k I had laying around to buy the truck was all I had, to many maxed out credit cards right now to even spare a few hundred bucks.

[DolSVT00]

I don't have a problem with the time, I might have a little problem coming up with the money to pay you right now. The 10k I had laying around to buy the truck was all I had, to many maxed out credit cards right now to even spare a few hundred bucks.

I wouldn't be in a hurry for the small ammount of funds required for my spare parts, after all the only thing I would ask you to even pay for would be the 90mm maf, pulley and belt (all at mexican discount prices).

Your Brother has helped me out enough so it would be the least I could do.

Side note, What you would need to bring: 7qt of trans fluid (Mercon only), 2 bottles of water wetter (one for radiator one for intercooler), 1 F250 4R100 4x4 Transmission pan and filter, 1 170 deg T stat, 2 bottles of GM supercharger oil (I have two but I would need them replaced), 1 can of Gunk engine degreaser (I aint workin on no dirty engine), 1box of 1/8 vacuum end caps, 12" OF 3/8 fuel line, 24" of 1" rubber fuel line, 1 can of CHEM dip carb and parts cleaner (I have a can but it would need to be replaced), sweet talk Chrisheltra out of his K&N elbow, 3 cans of brake cleaner, Beer for me as payment for my labor, bull whip for Shaun (my brother) so we can keep him working productively, 1 3/4" NPT cap (from Lowes) for egr delete, Traction bars (so we can install if you want to run slicks).

In addition if you want to delete the Cats you would need to buy 2 ea 2 1/2 long radius 45's and 2 18'single flare straight pices of 2 1/2 pipe. This will also add time to the project so add more beer.

I like to go fast for cheap so plan on porting everything that aint connected to the crank.

[DolSVT00]

Now that's a recipe for 7's........ If anyone can do it for cheaper than that I'll kiss their ass.....

[Mike]

Now that's a recipe for 7's........ If anyone can do it for cheaper than that I'll kiss their ass.....


Get your lips ready.......I got a bottle that has 7's written all over it. :finger:

:joke:

Your way is better. :bigthumb:

[chrisheltra]

1 can of Gunk engine degreaser (I aint workin on no dirty engine, sweet talk Chrisheltra out of his K&N elbow

[OFF TOPIC]Since when do you mind working on a dirty engine?:mrgreen:

Dave you can have my k&n elbow as long as I get in on the beer aswell:cheers, and I can help and get my hands dirty on your truck.
[/OFF TOPIC]

[Dave]

[OFF TOPIC]Since when do you mind working on a dirty engine?:mrgreen:

Dave you can have my k&n elbow as long as I get in on the beer aswell:cheers, and I can help and get my hands dirty on your truck.
[/OFF TOPIC]

Cool, I can go and get that credit card that I hide in my sock drawer that has nothing on it, lets go shopping. No ONE tell the wife though, she must not know anything!!!!:hail::hide: I have till tomorrow night to have everything done b/c Wednesday I need to pack the bed full of tools and cables that I have to haul up to Norfolk on Thursday.

[Lurch]

Mike I'm in Mitch

[///Mcompact]

Ahh..I never read the whole title. I thought the event was to take place yesterday, so I showed up. Oh well.

I will be in Michigan during this event. Maybe I'll join the next time y'all have brackets.

[chrisheltra]

Ahh..I never read the whole title. I thought the event was to take place yesterday, so I showed up. Oh well.

I will be in Michigan during this event. Maybe I'll join the next time y'all have brackets.

:wak::hysterical:

[Mike]

Date Changed to give some more time for others to make plans.

[chrisheltra]

Date Changed to give some more time for others to make plans.

Your brother want some mods to get in on this?:mrgreen:

[Mike]

Your brother want some mods to get in on this?:mrgreen:

No that's not it. He leaves for Norfolk VA for 2 months tomorrow. He won't be able to race for a while.

I just thought I'd give a little better notice.

[chrisheltra]

No that's not it. He leaves for Norfolk VA for 2 months tomorrow. He won't be able to race for a while.

I just thought I'd give a little better notice.

Gotcha:bigthumb:

[Mike]

Pushed back another week,

Come on guys you can slow down to 8.0 and join in on the fun. Hell I slowed down to 10.0.

[1iron]

If I can get to the track that day I will run. I just never know if I can make it until the day before. I did get back to the track on Sunday and I don't think 8.0 will be a problem for me. I just won't run on the bottle.


Paul

[Jeff]

Count me in if I can get to the track that day !

[Mike]

I'm just like you guys, I won't know until that day if I can make it, and even then I might get called to work while I'm at the track.

[slow04]

I'm just like you guys, I won't know until that day if I can make it, and even then I might get called to work while I'm at the track.
:boohoo:You ain't gonna do didly squat at work anyway...........but hold up traffic some damn where

[Mike]

:boohoo:You ain't gonna do didly squat at work anyway...........but hold up traffic some damn where

hey now.... at least I know to pull my keys out the truck before I lock the doors :poke:

..and anytime I see that GMC diesel wanting to cross the tracks I'm stopping. :Finger2: ....since I can't outrun you I have to cheat :mrgreen:

[///Mcompact]

Sweet! I can definitely do the 18th.

[slow04]

I'm in............

[Richard Head]

I'm in............

How are you going to slow down that much, take off the blower belt?

[Whaler]

How are you going to slow down that much, take off the blower belt?


Run his street tune. :hysterical::poke: Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[1iron]

I'm out. Family stuff.

Paul

[slowgreen99]

Can I stage the back tire in this race????????????

[Mike]

Can I stage the back tire in this race????????????

As long as no one else objects, I have no problem with it.

[slowgreen99]

That would be my only chance.....I dont have a Lightning after all!

[slowgreen99]

So I guess im ok for the back tire???? Just need some clarification

[Mike]

So I guess im ok for the back tire???? Just need some clarification

Since Nobody objected your in. :bigthumb:

[slowgreen99]

Appreciate it Mike! Ill be there

[Mike]

nice sig, why the heck would you want a lightning anyways? :mrgreen:

[slowgreen99]

LOL, I just wanted to see what some of the Lightning guys would say! I dont want a lightning tho, toooo much powa!!

[chrisheltra]

I dont want a lightning tho, toooo much powa!!

Depends who you ask lol

[slowgreen99]

HAHAHAH, youre right......Mike, im taking that all back. Lightnings, OTHER THAN THE BLUE ONE WITH THE FUNKY HOOD AND BILLET GRILL (goes by the name slowheltra), have tooooo much powa!!!

[chrisheltra]

HAHAHAH, youre right......Mike, im taking that all back. Lightnings, OTHER THAN THE BLUE ONE WITH THE FUNKY HOOD AND BILLET GRILL (goes by the name slowheltra), have tooooo much powa!!!

Thats more like it.

[Mike]

I don't know about the rest of them, but I have a good sense of humor. I thought it was Pretty funny.

I hope I don't sound like lightnings are GOD, if I do I'm sorry. I know they are just big ole turtles. Don't take any of the crap on here seriously, I hope krypt knows that too.

[slowgreen99]

I dont let it get to me. Like I said before, there really isnt another car on here (that I know of) that is pretty much in "my league". But theres good reason for that too.....2v GT's SUCK

[chrisheltra]

I dont let it get to me. Like I said before, there really isnt another car on here (that I know of) that is pretty much in "my league". But theres good reason for that too.....2v GT's SUCK

Hey what are you talking about you run consistant 8.2X now with the gas and I run consistant high 8.1X for now so were pretty evenly matched. 10$ says youll beat me in our race.:cheers

[slowgreen99]

very possible

[slowgreen99]

And in reference to the Lightnings being God......The LS1 is gods motor, and its not in a lightning!!! (not directed at any LS1 people on here, just stating the obvious)

[perm102]

And in reference to the Lightnings being God......The LS1 is gods motor, and its not in a lightning!!! (not directed at any LS1 people on here, just stating the obvious)


So then you should put a LS1 in a Lightning and have God times two.:bigthumb:

[slowgreen99]

hey! good point!

[EZ03]

Is this still on and whos in?

[dkbmxer002]

but I have a good sense of humor.



bwahahahahahhahahaha right.....

[Mike]

bwahahahahahhahahaha right.....

:?

explain to me how i don't have a sense of humor?

[dkbmxer002]

:?

explain to me how i don't have a sense of humor?



90% of the shit i have said you take as being serious.

[EZ03]

bwahahahahahhahahaha right.....

Hey pool sucker that was a week ago!! glad you post faster than you white car runs an 1/8 mile drag race. :hail::bigthumb:

[dkbmxer002]

Hey pool sucker that was a week ago!! glad you post faster than you white car runs an 1/8 mile drag race. :hail::bigthumb:


you run 6's? no? well


SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Mike]

90% of the shit i have said you take as being serious.

Are you serious?:hysterical:

Paul I take 100% of the shit you say as BS. I take nothing you say serious. I guess my sarcastic replies come off as serious to you.

[dkbmxer002]

Are you serious?:hysterical:

Paul I take 100% of the shit you say as BS. I take nothing you say serious. I guess my sarcastic replies come off as serious to you.



this is what made me think otherwise...


here
http://www.carolinahorsepower.com/fo...read.php?t=168
here
http://www.carolinahorsepower.com/fo...read.php?t=615
and here
http://www.carolinahorsepower.com/fo...read.php?t=890

....and your post that was directed at calling out Lightning owners

http://www.carolinahorsepower.com/fo...read.php?t=855


.....but yea you don't start anything, Mr. innocent.

[Mike]

No, I never took you serious in those threads.

[EZ03]

you run 6's? no? well


SHUT THE FUCK UP

That makes two of us that do not run in the 6's (you and me). If you say you have first post the time slip from when Darryl ambushed you or come to the track and race me and prove me/ everyone wrong. If not then keep, your dick sucker closed and dick clamps off the key board!
:finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::hysterica l:

[dkbmxer002]

That makes two of us that do not run in the 6's (you and me). If you say you have first post the time slip from when Darryl ambushed you or come to the track and race me and prove me/ everyone wrong. If not then keep, your dick sucker closed and dick clamps off the key board!
:finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::hysterica l:


http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/dkbmxer002/IMG_2657.jpg

you were saying mr foot in mouth?



now you shut that fat cock holster that lies between your cum bullseye's and go get back to sucking the dick of everyone on this site who has to back up your mouth with their car/truck.... and like i said before...


SHUT THE FUCK UP

[EZ03]

No nut sucker I said your slip not darryls!! You are as your Quote!!
gosh damn it you people are stupid as fuck.
So nut sucker go to bed and think about how you can get your mouth off a dick and rember that that race is on video!red

[EZ03]

You are dumber than crow shit on a stump!:bigthumb::Finger2::Finger2::Finger2::Finger 2:

[dkbmxer002]

No nut sucker I said your slip not darryls!! You are as your Quote!!

So nut sucker go to bed and think about how you can get your mouth off a dick and rember that that race is on video!red


they don't give you your opponents slip fag bags... so continue pulling shit out of the cum bank you call an anus and run around in circles like a typical redneck fuck. and what race is on video? my first pass of the night on motor vs darryl? your point? remember dick on the brains, my timeslip is right there, so when you have the time to stop staring at the bottom of someone's ball sack take a look and realize how fucking stupid you look.

[EZ03]

Hey red light go to you section "E-Raceing" because thats what you are all about!!!!!!!!!!

[dkbmxer002]

You are dumber than crow shit on a stump!:bigthumb::Finger2::Finger2::Finger2::Finger 2:

and you still don't run 6's, 7's or fuck... 8's....

[EZ03]

Why are you getting so mad???/ Because you are a true E-RACER!!!!!!!

[dkbmxer002]

Why are you getting so mad???/ Because you are a true E-RACER!!!!!!!


who's getting mad? i'm laughing at the fact you have NOTHING to race and you can do nothing but run your mouth.

[EZ03]

and you still don't run 6's, 7's or fuck... 8's....

If you are so sure of that then race me you cum dumpster!!

[dkbmxer002]

i've been told by ricers like you and others on here...

i'll never touch the wheelie bars: done...
i'll never race anyone: done....
i'll never run at dorchester: done...
i'll never show up to race people: done....
i'll never run worth a damn: done....
i'll never post a slip: done....
i'll never hook on the street: done...



so how many things do i have to prove you idiots wrong on? and i am sure i can come up with more...

[EZ03]

who's getting mad? i'm laughing at the fact you have NOTHING to race and you can do nothing but run your mouth.

I am all most just like you, all that I needed is a white car. Then I would be just like you.

[dkbmxer002]

I am all most just like you, all that I needed is a white car. Then I would be just like you.

so you have a car you have run 6's with? and have raced a 600 and a 700hp mercedes? bikes? a 10 second mustang? ran against cars worth a shit? posted time slips from when YOU went to the track? oh wait... no you just run your fat cock pleaser....

[clubracergt1]

I am all most just like you, all that I needed is a white car. Then I would be just like you.

Well...

You would need a white car, a bunch of unverified kill stories, be an absolute dumbass when it comes to street racing, get overly touchy when someone makes a "yer mom" joke, threaten to kick everyone's ass, have a section created JUST FOR YOU on a message board... The list goes on and on.

Good luck with that.


























BTW: Paul, before you get started-STFU. I'm just fukkin with ya.

[slowgreen99]

back to what the thread is about.....Mike, the time says 5:45...is that what time yall are actually starting the race, "shakedowns" lmoa!, or what?????

[slowgreen99]

lmao*

[Mike]

5:45 is when you make your 1st of 2 runs.

Just found out today that I will be out of town this Sunday. I got something to take care of in Savannah. So I won't be able to make this race. I hope you guys still do the race.

[slow04]

5:45 is when you make your 1st of 2 runs.* Just found out today that I will be out of town this Sunday. I got something to take care of in Savannah. So I won't be able to make this race. I hope you guys still do the race.:yourock:Showdown with Paul?

[Richard Head]

5:45 is when you make your 1st of 2 runs.

Just found out today that I will be out of town this Sunday. I got something to take care of in Savannah. So I won't be able to make this race. I hope you guys still do the race.


Scare-d-cat.:poke:

[Mike]

Scare-d-cat.:poke:


of you? :hysterical:

I would say push this thing back another week, but I might have to go out of town next weekend also. So it's up to you guys.

[chrisheltra]

Im willing to wait.

[Richard Head]

You are getting to be like a person I've heard of that allways talks about racing but never quite makes it.:hide::bigthumb:

[chrisheltra]

BTW I have a special guest appearing at the track, but its a secret.:bigthumb:

[Richard Head]

BTW I have a special guest appearing at the track, but its a secret.:bigthumb:

When, this weekend?

[wade w]

BTW I have a special guest appearing at the track, but its a secret.:bigthumb:


I,ve got a person in mind. I think I know who it is.

[Mike]

You are getting to be like a person I've heard of that allways talks about racing but never quite makes it.:hide::bigthumb:

and his response would look something like this.
come on down to goose creek tonight. we can do it from a dig on the street.


....but my response would be

don't make me come up to Jedburgh to kick your ass. :twisted:

[chrisheltra]

When, this weekend?

Yup

[dkbmxer002]

5:45 is when you make your 1st of 2 runs.

Just found out today that I will be out of town this Sunday. I got something to take care of in Savannah. So I won't be able to make this race. I hope you guys still do the race.


you going to be able to run?

[Mike]

you going to be able to run?

yup.

I'll be there around 5 on Saturday, I'll have a tight schedule so I'll be heading toward Jacksonville before 6:30.

[dkbmxer002]

yup.

I'll be there around 5 on Saturday, I'll have a tight schedule so I'll be heading toward Jacksonville before 6:30.

so you will race on a "undisclosed closed track"? i will look at see what time i work saturday if i do and we can try and do something.



what are you coming to savannah for?

[Mike]

so you will race on a "undisclosed closed track"? i will look at see what time i work saturday if i do and we can try and do something.
what are you coming to savannah for?

Yes, I'm on my way to Jax, I'm stopping by Sav to race you.

[dkbmxer002]

Yes, I'm on my way to Jax, I'm stopping by Sav to race you.


i'll pm you tomorrow night and let you know if i work, i am 99% sure i don't though.

[Mike]

i'll pm you tomorrow night and let you know if i work, i am 99% sure i don't though.

OK, Just so you know I won't be in my lightning, but I will have plenty of horsepower.

[dkbmxer002]

OK, Just so you know I won't be in my lightning, but I will have plenty of horsepower.


what will you be in?

[Matts94Z28]

Someone get video of this!!

[dkbmxer002]

Someone get video of this!!

i thought for a second he might actually run his own car, but apparently he has to bring a friends car to keep up with his mouth....

[Mike]

who said it wasn't my car?

[slow04]

OK, Just so you know I won't be in my lightning, but I will have plenty of horsepower.
:hysterical:

[dkbmxer002]

who said it wasn't my car?



so, what will you be in? what made you change your mind on track only racing?

[Mike]

If we race it will be on the track.

[dkbmxer002]

If we race it will be on the track.


there isn't a track within an hour and a half from savannah....

[Mike]

yes there is; I know a place.

[dkbmxer002]

yes there is; I know a place.


an "undisclosed track"? so what car did you buy?

[slowgreen99]

Mike, im catchin on here .....

[dkbmxer002]

are you scared to tell me what kind of car you are bringing?

[Mike]

Mike, im catchin on here .....


....and Paul calls us the "stupid fucks"

[Mike]

are you scared to tell me what kind of car you are bringing?

yes

[slowgreen99]

it is a car toooo...hmmm

[dkbmxer002]

yes

i'm guessing that it's a trailered fox body? since your lightning won't cut it.... :hysterical:

[Mike]

i'm guessing that it's a trailered fox body? since your lightning won't cut it.... :hysterical:


my lightning would of cut your ass on 4/13, but you were too scared to bet me.

Also I will be "towing" not "being towed."

[dkbmxer002]

my lightning would of cut your ass on 4/13, but you were too scared to bet me.

you were to scared to stick around for me to bet you.....



so just tell me this, are you driving down IN the car you will be running?

edit: guess that answers that... you are trying to run me with a trailer queen... who would have guessed.. :hysterical:

[slowgreen99]

A Llooottt

[Mike]

Paul are you really that stupid?

[dkbmxer002]

Paul are you really that stupid?



i guess, i am guessing i am missing something....

[Mike]

i guess, i am guessing i am missing something....


:hysterical:

[dkbmxer002]

are you talking about the dodge?

[Mike]

Here is a hint Paul

http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2007/05/23/049011.1-lg.jpg

[dkbmxer002]

bwahahahahahaha, i am a damn fucking idiot.... hahahahahahaha



also, damn well clever the way you had me going.

[Mike]

Just bring your car to the tracks...hehehehhe

[dkbmxer002]

i feel like wee man when they put him on the shock chair.

[slowgreen99]

lmfao!!!! come on Paul, I dont have the 1st problem with you but DAMN son!!! lol, and I think ill give it to Mike to have a big "W" in his column after that one!!

[dkbmxer002]

lmfao!!!! come on Paul, I dont have the 1st problem with you but DAMN son!!! lol, and I think ill give it to Mike to have a big "W" in his column after that one!!


yeah, i'm not even mad, thats amazing....

[Mike]

I think you were blinded by the fear of me coming down there and whipping your ass.......lol




j/k

[slowgreen99]

Who can get mad at ME!?!?!? I dont do anything to piss anyone off....not over the internet anyway!

[dkbmxer002]

Who can get mad at ME!?!?!? I dont do anything to piss anyone off....not over the internet anyway!


it was a quote from anchorman actually, but still that was funny and i was an idiot.

[slowgreen99]

Whens your next Charleston adventure Paul?

[dkbmxer002]

Whens your next Charleston adventure Paul?


no idea, i work alot, the only time i've really got off this month is this coming weekend.

[slowgreen99]

true

[dkbmxer002]

oh, i forgot to add, i am going to atlanta for fbody gathering, that is why i have it off.

[chrisheltra]

So who is the Fucking idoiot now who should GTFO?

[dkbmxer002]

So who is the Fucking idoiot now who should GTFO?

you, ricer... http://www.fuelslut.net/vbulletin/images/smilies/nutswinger.gif

[wade w]

So who is the Fucking idoiot now who should GTFO?


Nice spelling Chris (idoiot)

[chrisheltra]

Nice spelling Chris (idoiot)

Drunk posting biotch GTFO:hysterical:

[wade w]

Drunk posting biotch GTFO:hysterical:


I should try that sometime it might be fun.

[Darryl Buckner]

Hey whens the 8.0 race, I want in..

[slowgreen99]

this sunday darryl....read the 1st page for cryin out loud......unless everyone wants to post pone until Mike can make it, which is fine with me

[Mike]

Hey whens the 8.0 race, I want in..

come fix my truck and you can use it.

[Darryl Buckner]

come fix my truck and you can use it.

Give me a call and tell me what needs to be done.:bigthumb:

I cannot believe you are getting off of your ass and going to work, what is the occasion? Jeff said you never work, must be turning over a new leaf.:poke:

[Mike]

Give me a call and tell me what needs to be done.:bigthumb:

It needs an alignment. I wasn't going to worry about it since I wasn't going to the track this weekend anyways. I'll see if I can get it done tomorrow before I go to work.

I cannot believe you are getting off of your ass and going to work, what is the occasion? Jeff said you never work, must be turning over a new leaf.:poke:

No nothing has changed. I work every once in a while. Jeff used to be just like me up until a couple years ago. He's just mad I don't want to "grow up" like he has.